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Va multumesc iunie 23, 2009

Categorisit la Uncategorized — pastiladeras @ 1:29 pm

As dori sa imi rapesc din pretiosul meu timp sa multumesc mai multor persoane ce mi-au marcat viata in mod iremediabil, ireparabil…..si alte astfel de hiperbole :

1.As dori sa multumesc vecinilor care gasesc de cuviinta sa isi spele butoaiele de varza pe vreme de canicula.

2.As dori sa ii multumesc persoanei speciale ce sta la etajul 2 pentru modul sublim de a ma trezi de dimineata cu urlete de plod nemancat si manele la maxim.

3.As dori sa multumesc persoanelor ce ma cunosc pentru ca datorita lor ma mint ca am prieteni.As dori sa le multumesc pentru toate urarile lor de bine si pentru ascunsele “mori in mortii matii” pe care de atata dragoste nu mi le pot spune in fata.

4.As dori sa multumesc parintilor pentru ca inca ma considera o minte demna de a fi corupt de aceasta societate denaturata.N-am avut curajul sa le povestesc ca sunt eu mai denaturata decat majoritatea societatii dar e frumos ca pastreaza o imagine ideala a copilului lor si cred ca o sa stau acasa si la anul.

5.As dori sa multumesc tuturor ce gasesc de cuviinta sa claxoneze femei pe strada la ora 7:00.Ma simt frumoasa pentru ca existati.N-as putea sa exist fara tipetele voastre admirative ce ma fac sa cred ca sunt o Naomi Campbell varianta alba ca varul.

6.As dori sa multumesc crizei economice fictive si a preturilor de criza ce o insotesc.Daca o mai tine o sa ajung sa musc din masa pentru a simti ceva cald in stomac, o sa fumez iarba din fata blocului si in adancul sufletului imi voi dori sa se fi pisat vreo 10 caini sa aiba aroma.

7.As dori sa multumesc tuturor asa-ziselor iubiri din viata mea pentru ca m-au transformat in ce sunt acum.Nu zic ce sunt pentru ca n-as vrea sa “tai aripile” tineretului.De ce sa sperii eu fetele de pana in 18 ani care sunt potentiale prietene ale celor de peste 20 de ani suficient de ratati incat sa nu fie in stare sa poarte o conversatie cu una de varsta lor.

Insumand aceste puncte voi multumi inca o data pentru tot ce am primit de-a lungul vietii mele.Probabil ca or sa mai fie evenimente decisive de acest gen pana la anul si desigur le voi scrie aici pentru a nu uita cine sunt.

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Trecand la lucruri mai vesele.

Astept cu nerabdare ziua de joi cand probabil ,avand un noroc incredibil, o asistenta grasa cu maini de carnacior imi va suge sangele..cu seringa din vena.

Am urat spitalele din totdeauna .Le consider cimitire cu servicii .Cand mori pe patul ala le dau urmasilor tai un cearsaf sa te acopere…..cado…cado.

Pardon….am zis lucruri vesele.Voi pune muzica .

Nu stiu cati dintre voi au avut rabdare sa asculte Marillion si sa treaca peste celebra Kayleigh.Eu zic ca merita.Mai ales albumele facute cu Fish drept frontman.

In continuare Cynic ce sunt o trupa destul de buna daca vrei sa te relaxezi, sa fumezi o tigara,sa iti bei cafeaua pe ritm de metal.

Mai departe Peccatum , Emperor si obsesia mea saptamanala ce recent este constituita de Haggard.

Melodia de la Emperor e destul de populara, dar calitatea sunetului si a videoclipului m-a facut sa o aleg in dauna celei pe care o vroiam initial.

Mai departe acelasi Ihsahn dar cu alt proiect…mai precis Peccatum.Mai recomand si For all those who died.

Iar ca sa inchei glorios Haggard cu minunata Final Victory.

Injoy.

 

1 Mai Music Special aprilie 29, 2009

Categorisit la Uncategorized — pastiladeras @ 7:33 pm

1.To get in the groove you surely need :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImrtZRrS70w

So according to the recipe that was sugar.

Now for the spice :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRbPWcLode0

And everything nice :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDZlvDL19Mk

And the X factor :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBUgYtRvvkQ

Let the games begin

Cheers

 

Spring mood martie 22, 2009

Categorisit la Uncategorized — pastiladeras @ 11:06 am

Good day ladies and gentlemen,

I have switched to spring mode……..I’m happy and i make the inherent bad jokes.Bucharest looks better, it’s warm, the girls started to get naked, the men wear tight pants and so on.

The bars are all filled, the terasses are looking great and cold beer awaits in every corner.It’s my favourite time of year.

So these last weeks we cut college, we ended up in bars, listening to rock and making plans for the first of May.The booze list is made up, the people list is made up so now we’re waiting and dreaming at the moment we’ll take the train to the land of drunk pretty men, bars on the beach and the traditional camp fire.

Can’t wait to get out of Bucharest although it’s my town and I love it….diversity is always good.

So college is great, birds are singing, hell……..i’m singing and dancing every day.

What can I tell more………didn’t have any significant adventures but i wanted to tell about little kids a little.

Was in the subway last week, on my way to school and I see a little boy with his mother.Both staring at me.Yeah had ripped jeans and a baggy t-shirt and a very sleepy face.

The boy in his continuos daze asks his mother : “Hey mommy, this girl hasn’t have enough money to buy a new pair of jeans cuz those are really torn? “

His mother embarassed……..i was laughing my ass off…….the kid had a very innocent figure

For the record : i love those jeans.They are my pride and joy , had them for 5 years and they fit perfectly :) )…….not that i’m bragging or something :D

So I wish you all a great summer and of course i’ll leave you with two great songs :

First one : Eric Clapton -Layla (acoustic)

second one : Nekromantix- Alive

I’m aliiiiiiiiiive……….baby i’m aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive

Cheers

 

Really big issues februarie 28, 2009

Categorisit la Uncategorized — pastiladeras @ 10:19 pm

This week ….this weekend more appropriate i’m pissed.No there is no tearjerking tragedy and no there is no drama “for my momma” (had to say that).But as i usually learn stuff from banging my head in a wall ….no exception was made .So i’ve learned that there isn’t so much harm you can do to you as an individual than you can do by yourself.The human mind has strange forms of healing and some strange forms of showing you when to quit.

So i officially declare….I QUIT.I’m too pretty to have wrinkles :)

Second in line would be the fact that i lately behave like a 16-year old teenager.It’s not enough that i have someone at home waiting for me and usually giving a fuck about me….it’s not enough that i’ve fended pretty good for myself…I had to step on my dignity in four dimensions (yeah …i do it all the way baby).So yes my adventures in the real world end badly.I will stick from now on to my fairies and to my dreamworld…because that’s where I belong……..I’ll be the one dancing down the stairs like a fucking  fairy floating on magic powder…

I feel good now.I have shared my stupid side.

Music please.

And a smoke for me :)

Save me from myself if you ever really cared
Save me from myself, tell me you’re not scared

Intensity that grows within me
Reflections of my pain
I’ll create or I’ll destroy
But either way it’s always in my veins

And if i’m not rescued  I’ll always have…:))………Pantera kids

We didn’t know you’d break the bottle that the magic
Came in to use those jagged shards to cut our wrists
And neck. And you’d do it too, you’re that kind of dude.

I’m serving too many fucking masters.
[I told you. I told you motherfucker]

 

Una mica februarie 22, 2009

Categorisit la Uncategorized — pastiladeras @ 11:06 am

Corect.Una mica.Asta am decis cand am plecat de-acasa cu “teh commited’.Scriu asta in romana pentru ca e prea savuroasa si n-am cuvinte de-alea plastice , care sa redea realitatea romaneasca de club andargraund cu acuratete.

Bun, pornim ca niste dive ce estem noi spre Upload, Upload fiind un fel de bodega aproximativ nou-deschisa , in care lucreaza un amic, amic care ne-a recomandat bodega, deci in consecinta ne-am dus .L-am luat si pe Mini Phane.

Ajungem…5 secunde pana la impact….tin sa precizez ca nimeni nu era sub influenta a nimic: doar ceai si cafea.

Una bucata mini-panarama frecandu-se de stalpi si de pereti……..una bucata grasa material de abator cu un full moon de toate zilele……..oameni respinsi de cluburi populare si ajunsi la ultima speranta de …. ce speram noi fiecare

Bun.Melodie hipioata pe fundal.Ok. Bem o bere.Stam, ne holbam.Eu gasesc un metalist acceptabil pentru locul ala, mujer gaseste un skinny bitch, Fane cauta printre cisterne.

Cautand bine printre cisterne si gaseste un she-Harry Potter, vrajit de un farmec de epilepsie si dansand pe Jerry Lee Lewis.

Si asa a decurs seara….printre bere si eu cu o mare doza de curaj un pahar de votca.

La sfarsitul noptii, adica cam pe la 2 baga RATM….populara Killing in the Name of….a mers…..a mai fost si un SOAD…a mers si ala dar cand mi-au pus melodia de suflet , adica Motorhead cu Ace of Spades a fooooooost…….

In concluzie am fost semi-beata….ailalta cazuta si cu logoree…..Fane vesel.

Now i got a killer headache si am luat algocalmin si nu merge …..aaaaa

Apropo am luat si ult examene asa ca am meritat si votca si berea :D

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All is fine in the southern front februarie 8, 2009

Categorisit la Uncategorized — pastiladeras @ 8:41 am

My exams have finished.Passed most of them, waiting for two more results and pray to God meanwhile bassed on the fact that i read somewhere that stupid people go to heaven.So cheers for the stupid and lazy ones like me, may we all live in harmony and pass all our fucking trials or in my case exams.

This week i will have a special diet of sleeping and eating and hopefullyon Thursday i’ll be on my way to torture for almost four days my dearest boyfriend.He’s off the diet ….thank god for that….and now i can rest easy that he won’t be chewing on any part of my “fragile” body [insert grin...very huge grin]. Yeah as i said glad he had enough…because i like my men feisty :) )

So to end this in a happy manner , happy manner for me , because I am amused of how small are people in front of their nature….yeah we’re all suckers.

In two days i have learned one important lesson…lesson that i will illustrate this way :

Cheers

 

Man on fire ianuarie 30, 2009

Categorisit la Uncategorized — pastiladeras @ 9:21 am

A man on fire is a man on diet.There’s nothing more dangerous and equally more annoying than a man on diet.And when that man is your boyfriend you start thinking if you have sodomized virgins in your afterlife or pre-lives , coming to think of it.

Well i’m a skinny bitch .And i like being a skinny fuckable bitch.I struggled to be this way…i had my more than fair share of diets and i ended up having a life based on nutritional principles.But it’s fine….i’m not hysterical anymore, i don’t feel the need of beating up any kids with ice-cream or chocolate in their hands.I’m calm and i have a meaningful look when i glance at my mirror.

Now i have to deal with something far worse than an angry fat hooker on a diet.I have my boyfriend on diet.

Men are peculiar about that…they don’t want to believe that they have issues about their appearance….for them it’s like improving their cars…you don’t need a fucking sound system but you want it in order to be deaf

So they have a lot of stupid questions…like what’s the difference between a grated carott and a whole carott….do i need to eat tomatoes….why do i need to eat tomatoes….how much water should i drink….should i eat a whole lemon if the diet literally says so…..

Think a little…if all these questions would come to haunt you at ten in the morning , after you slept 5 hours….hungover ….what do you do?

I , personally tried to jump out the window….i’m a coward obviously

Now i have to confront myself to something like a fat lady in her menopause strike …….

My last question would be….after a month of diet and hunger…when we have sex and stuff will he look at me like i would be a roasted chicken..

What if I wake up and he’s chewing my hand?

Help me God….I’ll never make fun of fat chicks with their buttcracks out in the open…..

 

Shame on me ianuarie 25, 2009

Categorisit la Uncategorized — pastiladeras @ 11:23 am

So….i’m writing this in English although half of Romania knows how to speak and write in English…but hey i keep lying to myself that i’m undercover.I’ve considered writing in French…but who the fuck knows French after a goddam rude awakening after a long night.

So …another so ….so you can amuse yourself….last night i went into a kiddie park and i tried all damn swings and bullshit that little kids enjoy….and i laughed my ass off and my boyfriend had a damn long face thinking i’d smoked something while we were apart….well i hadn’t done such thing :d….so i twirled and i swirled and done all sorts of stupid things…till he sent me home

Previously i had found out i have a 7 in civil right so hell…….haven’t went to classes at all …i’ve studied for 2 days ………..i’m the queen of the crop

Now after all has been said.I’ve watched Twilight …the movie…..movie for goddam virgins with the illusion of prince charming and iron panties…..yeah….the worst part i’ve kind’a enjoyed it…..pleasant way of ending a day.

I have heard and paid attention for the first time in my life at Robert Pattinson.Who the hell would have known that the ugly kid who was in Harry Potter would turn out to be a more than decent vampire…….

As i started saying the movie is a classic chick-flick ….watch…dream….then stumble with your head in the wall….and cry cuz no one that hot would suck your blood.

Well my only reason to cry would be the forever young part.I’m 20 going on ……..hmm….old….and saggy :) )

Yeah as for Robert Pattinson ….i admitt i’d fuck him till the lights go down and more…….but if  someone has the imortality spell i’d trade him….far more narcisistic

Conclusions: i’m a 20 year old retard….scratch that i’m a 6-7 at most girlie trapped in hmm…should i say woman…..no…yes…….yes goddamit

Robert Pattinson is kind’a lame as an actor….i like his voice far better i saw the soundtrack had a song of his…so yes….leave acting before the teenage girls haunt you and i think they’re far dangerous than vampires

As for me …..i won’t acknowledge in public i’ve said these things…i have a reputation of evil bitch for hell to maintain

So cheers…..

 

Top 5 penibil ianuarie 15, 2009

Categorisit la Uncategorized — pastiladeras @ 6:11 pm

1.Domnisoara care da aici cu subsemnatul a fost prea tare sa mearga la seminarii sau la cursuri.In consecinta o sa iau o muie profesionala de la tot ce inseamna facultate.A inceput sesiunea si eu dau din colt in colt.Am fix cate trei cursuri din aproximativ fiecare materie.Dar eu sunt vesela nevoie mare….ah munna have my big ass flunked

2.Nu mai am viata sociala.N-am mai iesit intr-o bodega sa beau ca ultima nenorocita de multa vreme.Acum ma bag in pat la 9 si citesc carti de copii…nu-i asa de rau dar totusi….se presupune ca la varsta mea ar fi distractie hardcore.Nu sa dormi ca vaca pana la 10 , bei cafea ,pleci la alta cafea cu mujeres din facultate , acasa, mananci,si citesti, si dormi din nou.

3.Am trecut la 3 pachete de tigari pe zi.N-am bani, estem studenta.Curand voi face cheta ….sau o sa traiesc ca un miniparazit in continuare pe banii mamei.

4.Ma entuziasmeaza gandul ca am Madagascar 2 si imi voi face floricele si ma voi uita la desene, si o sa rad cu gura plina si …si o sa scuip floricele

5.Eu in totalitatea mea de fiinta asociala …..as fi o tocilara perfecta , d-aia ca-n filme cu ochelari, de care o sa se indragosteasca un tip bun, si vede ca i’m hot and kinky and smart….dar nu-mi place sa invat.

……………………….end…………………i say

 

Green eyed psycho grinch decembrie 11, 2008

Categorisit la Uncategorized — pastiladeras @ 8:13 am

Sa fiu sincera incepe depresia de sarbatori.Constat ca descopar latura mea pasiv-agresiva : tac…..tac……..tac……..pe urma incep sa injur si incerc sa ma abtin sa nu imi dau interlocutorii cu capul de masa.

In mod normal sarbatorile m-ar bine dispune dar anul asta are o nota aparte.N-a avut nici o zi buna, dar nici o zi.O data sa stau si eu linistita , sa nu ma mai agit , sa nu mai urlu.

Dar n-as mai fi eu , daca dupa jumatate de ora de ras n-as da in plans si daca n-as urla la toti din cele mai idioate motive.

Imi doresc o groapa sub pamant , unde sa nu se auda colinde si reclame promotionale de hypermarket si sa nu vad fete fericite.

Bucuria mea momentana ar fi sa ii lovesc pe toti cu o lopata de-aia sanatoasa, cum vedeai in filmele americane la pizdele alea nebune care alergau disperate sa scape de criminal,urlau, se ascundeau si pe urma il loveau pe ala cu lopata.Ala pica lat, aia ramanea cu “teh college (ex) jock” and yadayadayada.

Apropo….. unde mi-e criminalul si unde e college jock-ul meu?

Vreau si eu sa ma joc de-a isterica cu lopata.

La norocul meu o sa am parte de scene din vechile filme romanesti.Adica eu facand curatenia de sarbatori si urcandu-ma pe scaun sa sterg becurile.Ca deh…….folositi gigantul din dotare.

Am terminat.

PS : From now on i am the Grinch………goddamit!

Cheers

Poate va asteptati cu totii la vreo melodie suparata.Nu.Daca as asculta si chestii agresive m-ati vedea la stirile de la ora 5.

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